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Match Thread: West Ham United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

  • FrostyJesus1315 hours ago

    Nice to see Nuno at a club where he’s actually valued

    • eht217👤1215 hours ago

      I actually love Nuno so glad we have him. Hes a brilliant manager and just instills calmness which is what our batshit crazy club needed/needs

  • SnarlsChickens515 hours ago

    I’ve tasted the Best Ham in the whole wide universe. They represent London in the venerated sport of association football in the English Premier League.

  • Rsthegoat415 hours ago

    thank you ref

  • gunningIVglory1415 hours ago

    Absolutely diabolical cameo from adama

  • Dizzy_Orange_481👤515 hours ago

    You are not “that” Mane

  • Rsthegoat015 hours ago

    match so over they announced the mvp before it ended

    • Dizzy_Orange_481👤1415 hours ago

      They usually do that in almost all the Prem games

      • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

        damn didnt know that

  • TheDawiWhisperer👤1615 hours ago

    I swear I’ve never seen a fan base so eager to fuck off home at 80 mins as West Ham, regardless of the result

    • Prole-Art-Threat1215 hours ago

      Imagine being desperate to head back to Essex.

  • Rsthegoat415 hours ago

    get the fuck out of my screen baldie

  • Rsthegoat315 hours ago

    just blow the whistle please ref

  • SnarlsChickens315 hours ago

    Krejci is on an obligatory purchase clause? What if he has a good World Cup, how long after he leaves then?

    • Superrandy115 hours ago

      Hopefully quickly before every top club figures out he can’t actually defend

      • pedroisatatter111 hours ago

        Hes escaped criticism because everyone else has been so so bad, but 25m for him seems excessive. Just another player who can cover multiple roles and be great in none of them.

      • fetissimies114 hours ago

        Got any actually good players though?

    • Molineux28215 hours ago

      We’ll probably sign him and then sell for profit straight away. We’ve done the same with Benik Afobe in the past

      • SnarlsChickens115 hours ago

        I remember when Afobe was hot shit in Bournemouth, apparently he was under van Persie’s tutelage or something.

  • Rsthegoat315 hours ago

    worst case scenario is for barca to make a comeback, face real ath the champions league final, lose badly, we somehow lose the copa del rey, and nuno stalin stays up

  • MinimumArticle27351015 hours ago

    “Wolves are looking at Spurs with anger in their eyes.”

  • Long-Profile267👤715 hours ago

    Nothing against him as a person but I’ve not missed Traore’s inability to kick a football since he left us in January.

  • ILoatheHessianMatrix👤615 hours ago

    Of the 5 maybe 6 teams in the current relegation fight Nuno managed 3 into the top half of the table and has improved a terrible West Ham side.

    How was he sacked

    • theroitsmith1015 hours ago

      Mr Marinakis is so smart he saw this timeline coming and is making sure Spurs go down.

      • ILoatheHessianMatrix👤715 hours ago

        Great way of thinking about it praise be to the horrible fat cunt

  • Prole-Art-Threat315 hours ago

    Lol there are still empty seats.

  • FrostyJesus1615 hours ago

    Yelling shoot while you have possession in your own half is diabolical lmao

    • eht217👤1115 hours ago

      Our fans are absolutely brilliant love them to bits

      • FrostyJesus615 hours ago

        Has to be in the running for best banter of the season

  • Rsthegoat415 hours ago

    I request wolves to be relegated right now along side the washington wizards, and getafe

  • Swisha-615 hours ago

    Cant wait for this wolves team to turn into prime barca when we play them in a few weeks

    • TheDawiWhisperer👤315 hours ago

      To be fair they haven’t been as bad as the scoreline would suggest tonight

    • eht217👤515 hours ago

      One can hope.

  • _TooMellow👤915 hours ago

    Still dying at Traore’s finish 😭

  • CurbYourThusiasm215 hours ago

    lmao shoot

  • eht217👤615 hours ago

    I need a Mavro Hat-trick in my life…

  • vietcn715 hours ago

    any 100metre sprinter could have a football career if you look at Traore lol

    • eht217👤315 hours ago

      Well didnt Usain Bolt try to play pro football and failed miserably…

      • vietcn215 hours ago

        well yeah… but he did start when most mid footballers would have retired already

  • Dizzy_Orange_481👤815 hours ago

    Adama traore please retire and go try bodybuilding

    • Dizzy_Orange_481👤015 hours ago

      Atleast you will be good at it and have a shot at winning something with all that baby oil

  • obsterwankenobster415 hours ago

    I want the Greek hat trick

  • Shakermaker555👤215 hours ago

    Holy shit Bottleham Lolspurs are actually going down

  • thediabolicalkid215 hours ago

    What’s the goal difference situation?

    • lost_biochemist215 hours ago

      Spurs are at -10, WHU at -17

      • thediabolicalkid215 hours ago

        Goddamn

        • banterboi420115 hours ago

          Don’t think a team has ever been relegated on goal difference

          But tis the season!

          • banterboi420115 hours ago

            In the pl**

        • Gambit1977115 hours ago

          It’ll be -10 a piece by FT 🤣

  • TheDawiWhisperer👤315 hours ago

    Traore didn’t heed Peps advice then haha.

    I do feel kinda bad for wolves, handsome rob is kinda getting a tune out of them but it’s too little too late

  • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

    pace merchant

  • CII_Guy415 hours ago

    Adama has to be a social experiment

  • chaairman815 hours ago

    Words can’t describe how much I can’t stand Traore as a footballer. Absolutely fucking useless

  • Prole-Art-Threat115 hours ago

    Wolves have totally given up.

  • ARM_vs_CORE1315 hours ago

    Time to dust off the ol’ “if Traore could finish he’d be world class”

  • ConclusionKind869👤115 hours ago

    Should actually be 6-0

  • FoxMcCloudOwnsSlippy👤1115 hours ago

    Never change Traore, never change :{

    Bowen must be fuming, he could have had a hat trick of assists. Im fuming cuz I captained him

  • thediabolicalkid415 hours ago

    Classic trapre non-finish finish that

  • SwitchHitter17515 hours ago

    oh Adama lmao

  • Captainpatters815 hours ago

    You could never make me hate Adams Traore, what an odd specimen he is.

  • Truffles413315 hours ago

    These Wolves players are out at sea. Fair enough mid-April to June holiday sounds nice.

  • Superrandy415 hours ago

    Rob Edwards had an entire month to prep for this game and got fucking embarassed

  • SnarlsChickens615 hours ago

    Tra you’re a not allowed to miss that.

    • TheFondestComb215 hours ago

      Say that to his face, I dare ya

      • HawayTheMaj315 hours ago

        I’ll tell him, with a bit of luck he’ll boot my head in and I’ll either be rich or dead

      • SnarlsChickens215 hours ago

        Afraid this’d be among my last comments as a Redditor in this life if I was to attempt that yo.

        • TheFondestComb115 hours ago

          Cucu has been awfully quite since he went flying

  • mcives315 hours ago

    Lmao

  • cavestoryguy👤615 hours ago

    Cannot believe he played for Barcelona

  • Snugboo215 hours ago

    Classic

  • _TooMellow👤615 hours ago

    THE MOST ADAMA FINISH EVER LMAOOO 💀⚰️

    • eht217👤215 hours ago

      Well if he could finish he wouldnt be playing for us…

  • Prole-Art-Threat315 hours ago

    Mavropanos on a hat-trick. Seen it all.

  • gunningIVglory715 hours ago

    Ffs adama kebab

    You’re so fucking useless

  • NYR_dingus415 hours ago

    Adama traore is so fucking bad at football man

    • TheFondestComb215 hours ago

      He’s stalking towards you now after hearing that

  • obsterwankenobster215 hours ago

    How bro?!?

  • Scattered97715 hours ago

    We’re doing the league a favour.

    • lost_biochemist115 hours ago

      We won’t forget it

    • NYR_dingus115 hours ago

      Really appreciate you

  • thisurdaddyspeaking315 hours ago

    FFS could’ve been five lmao

  • ILoatheHessianMatrix👤215 hours ago

    Yeah makes sense

  • thisisajm315 hours ago

    Spurs goal difference in trouble. Certainly if Sunderland are in the mood.

    • ChillyChilliChileman113 hours ago

      they certainly are lol

  • TheFondestComb215 hours ago

    They really hitting style shots on them now. Lmfao

  • squidie01715 hours ago

    This does put a smile on my face :)

  • thediabolicalkid215 hours ago

    Lol

  • Rsthegoat415 hours ago

    what the fuck

    • CipherTheDude415 hours ago

      Nuno is goated

      • Rsthegoat-315 hours ago

        What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • NYR_dingus515 hours ago

    Keep chipping away at that goal difference boys

  • alexdalton123315 hours ago

    Get that goal difference up lads 🙏🏻

  • FoxMcCloudOwnsSlippy👤415 hours ago

    I want to know the crazy SOB who captained Mavropanos in their fantasy

  • zi76315 hours ago

    Mavro brace is unreal

  • SnarlsChickens615 hours ago

    Shoring up the Goal Difference as best as they can, smart them Hammers.

  • eht217👤315 hours ago

    Get in! Lets fix that Goal Difference!!!

  • Diligent_Craft_1165315 hours ago

    Bowen deserves a goal. What a performance when their safety is on the line.

  • _TooMellow👤415 hours ago

    Come on Nuno, the streets needed the hatty 😭

    Edit: Mavropanos will score the hatty lmao 😂

  • TheFondestComb315 hours ago

    Callum Wilson coming on to score another brace to fix that GD right up

  • k00tis👤215 hours ago

    Am I going crazy or does neither captain have an armband?

  • Emergency_Bid_687👤115 hours ago

    At this point it’ll surely be Spurs or Leeds getting relegated, both WestHam and Forest play easily well enough to stay up

  • squidie01315 hours ago

    This is about to be a scrappy run in for relegation and European slots

  • gunningIVglory515 hours ago

    Imagine spending 2 Billy on a new stadium just to host Lincoln City (Lincoln win 3-1)

    • Prole-Art-Threat115 hours ago

      Fixture list will be:

      Beyonce (h) Preston (a) Lincoln (h)

      • gunningIVglory115 hours ago

        F1 Experience (h)

    • TIGHazard215 hours ago

      Worse than that.

      Got to host NFL games - “live from the World Famous Tottenham Hotspurs stadium who play in the… second division of English Football”.

      • gunningIVglory115 hours ago

        They’ll just tell broadcasters to say they play jn the Championship 😂

  • _TooMellow👤215 hours ago

    Imagine that looped in lmao.

    • TheFondestComb115 hours ago

      It did eventually

  • Prole-Art-Threat215 hours ago

    Perfect game state for Traore to come on.

  • Effective-Paint-7097515 hours ago

    nuno is a fantastic manager

  • eht217👤615 hours ago

    If West Ham manages to stay up is this another “Great Escape” by us? I mean we were 7 points adrift Forest and 10 from Spurs at one point…

    • SKULL1138315 hours ago

      Doctor Tottenham will see you now

      • eht217👤115 hours ago

        To be fair Dr. Tottenham did give us some very potent medicine… we were on deaths door when we got treatment. Its worked miracles!

  • Sleepless_Voyager615 hours ago

    Hey but atleast we didnt panic buy in january amirite lange

  • Outrageous-Pizza-470115 hours ago

    Wolves defense got the fans feelings at half and decided to defend to confirm it to happen. Just letting Castellanos dribble through their middle.

  • thetricorn215 hours ago

    Wolves are so open

  • JK031191515 hours ago

    What was Gomes thinking at the third goal? He just stopped playing and faked an injury?

    • gunningIVglory115 hours ago

      Baffling, unless he had a real injury. You cant pull up there

    • Superrandy115 hours ago

      It’s easier to be a coward in the face of adversity

  • No_Section236👤115 hours ago

    Arokodare looks huge!

    • Superrandy115 hours ago

      Imagine if he could actually play well

  • Molineux28615 hours ago

    I’m so fed up of Jose Sa. Just a total liability for way too long to still be starting him.

    • Rsthegoat215 hours ago

      wasnt he good a couple of years ago?

      • Molineux28115 hours ago

        He’d make some highlight reel saves, but he’d also do crazy things like give away a stupid penalty by nearly punching a strikers head clean off in the same game.

        I’ve never felt confident with him in goal, he’s always been too erratic.

      • Araneatrox115 hours ago

        He’s always been a coin toss at best. He can have a world class game one week and then shit the bed 3-0 at West ham the week after.

  • Prole-Art-Threat115 hours ago

    Wolves got no luck

  • Algohambra👤215 hours ago

    West ham are looking DANGEROUS when a chance falls to them. If they keep performances anywhere near this level for the rest of the season, Tottenham are in deep trouble as wolves WILL take their spot in the Prem.

    • eht217👤215 hours ago

      Sign me up to this timeline PLEASE. Been a nervous wreck for a full season is not fun…

  • Ajax_Trees_Again👤715 hours ago

    Spurs has probably been mentioned here more than WHam or Wolves lmao

    • Swisha--515 hours ago

      Well yeah we are the headline here. No one cares about either of these teams.

      • SKULL1138215 hours ago

        Not true, it’s just that no one likes Spurs unless you’re a Spurs fan. No one.

        • Swisha-015 hours ago

          We do get a lot of attention ya

      • eht217👤615 hours ago

        “no one cares” you lot love embarassing yourselves by saying some really silly things.

        • Swisha-015 hours ago

          95% people here, are here for us but ok

  • ConclusionKind869👤315 hours ago

    West Ham really got every January signing right

  • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

    garbage ass wolves, why did I stay up for this, might as well finish it

    • ILoatheHessianMatrix👤615 hours ago

      Why is an Atleti fan bending over for spurs

      • Rsthegoat-115 hours ago

        not spurs, the dictator nuno stalin dropped jwp out of the line up and forced him to train with the u21s

        he a bigger dictator than mbappe

        • BumbotheCleric315 hours ago

          What is happening

          • _g4n3sh_115 hours ago

            The guy is either unhinged or a markov chains bot

    • Adz02315 hours ago

      Night night x

  • gunningIVglory515 hours ago

    Xhaka, do your thing on Sunday

    • TheFondestComb415 hours ago

      Feel so good about starting him this weekend ngl.

      • Gambit1977115 hours ago

        Be interesting to see how spurs line up against us.

  • SnarlsChickens115 hours ago

    Feel for Sa, once among the league’s best goalies.

    • Superrandy215 hours ago

      What? Sa is dogshit. He hasn’t been a good shot stopper in 5 years. Literally can’t do anything else.

      • SnarlsChickens215 hours ago

        I think he was the standout player in his debut season for you which was 2021-22.

        Edit - Acknowledging in the same breath I may not know how good he’s been recently.

      • Magic__Man👤215 hours ago

        Did you not see the “once” is the comment you replied to. There was a time when Sa was genuinely good.

  • No_Section236👤515 hours ago

    Surely Sa should be doing better on the second and third goals

  • Vegetable_Trifle_848215 hours ago

    Relegate spurs already

  • Truffles413315 hours ago

    Sadly this puts an end to any miracle escape hopes for Wolves.

    • Superrandy515 hours ago

      Oh no… anyways…

  • TutorTotal3595115 hours ago

    Oh when the Spurs go marching down!

  • gunningIVglory515 hours ago

    Spurs doing the Poznan when city beat them in 2223

    You are paying for your sins now

    • eht217👤415 hours ago

      Hilarious fan base

  • TheFondestComb915 hours ago

    West ham doing everything possible to send spurs down 🫡 doing the lords work

  • JohnV0823👤115 hours ago

    BTTS is dead ain’t it?

    • SpikeRobinson👤115 hours ago

      putting BTTS on this game was your first mistake

  • thisisajm515 hours ago

    Did WHam just score the same goal twice?

    • Scattered97215 hours ago

      Our defence gave them all the Freedom on the pitch.

      • thisisajm115 hours ago

        I thought it was a replay but then I saw the score.

  • vearz715 hours ago

    Sa’s reaction speed for those two goals feels incredibly slow

  • Adz02815 hours ago

    Fucking hell lads my shirt is off

    • eht217👤415 hours ago

      if youre like most of us West Ham fans … please keep it on XD

      • banterboi420215 hours ago

        No show off the hammers

  • ELCHOCOCLOCO👤215 hours ago

    What a match to stand up to the opposition for West Ham

  • Tight-Principle-743315 hours ago

    Brilliant play brilliant - huge goal this is brilliant!

  • purplegreendave215 hours ago

    Uh-oh spud-ettio

  • GoonerGetGot315 hours ago

    Spurs thought they had a goal difference advantage.. Not for long at this rate

  • bruversonbruh115 hours ago

    How tf did we draw to both of these teams

  • SEND_ME_REAL_PICS115 hours ago

    Scaloni, Castellanos es argentino.

  • Elemayowe115 hours ago

    Come on you hammers

  • ILoatheHessianMatrix👤115 hours ago

    Not sure if he could’ve done much more on either but Sa seems to take 3 seconds to start diving

  • Effective-Paint-7097515 hours ago

    west ham have got the minerals for a relegation battle. can’t say the same for some other clubs down there

  • Unlucky-Equipment999315 hours ago

    Why is Wolves doing their best early-season Wolves impression?

  • theroitsmith315 hours ago

    Spurs going to lose their GD advantage at this rate

    • Old_Cauliflower2585215 hours ago

      Just one more for West Ham to get level…reckon they could do it

      • BoxOfNothing115 hours ago

        8 isn’t it?

        • boondocknim215 hours ago

          think he was looking at goals scored only, not the goal difference. you’re right its 8 so lots of ground to make up

    • gunningIVglory215 hours ago

      Inshallah

  • CipherTheDude115 hours ago

    Lmao I missed the second to get a drink and sat down in time to see the 3rd

  • airz23s_coffee115 hours ago

    Fucking hell, from your own kick off

  • SwitchHitter17515 hours ago

    holy shit what

    Spurs: “I’m in danger”

  • thediabolicalkid415 hours ago

    That atleti fan might be fuming

    • gunningIVglory115 hours ago

      Is that guy lost?

      • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

        nah

        • gunningIVglory015 hours ago

          Bro you slapped Barcelona this week

          Why you stressing about chicken ball fc?

          • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

            cause a nuno joseph stalin needs to fall down after he mistreated my boy ward prowse

            • eht217👤115 hours ago

              Why is an Aleti fan so pressed about James Ward Prowse lmfao

              • Rsthegoat215 hours ago

                lett me tell you the whole story

                the reason why I even followed him was because in pes 2017, me and my brother decided to play the become a legend game mode, in each of our separate ps accounts, he got Burnley, and I got Southampton, and we both had fun in each of our become a legend save, and from that day I decided to choose southampton fan, every time I made a fifa career mode, in fifa 19?(thats my best guess) I was playing a match and in that match jwp would go on to score two free kicks, and thats shocked me, and I said, hmm thats intestring, let me see their(soton) match, I check for soton schedule, and they were playing on my birthday nov 1 against villa, so I got excited, and when that match happend, jwp would go on to score 2 amazing free kicks, and I was impressed, and mid way through that match I decided to google him to see more about him, and to my shock, I discovered that we both share the same birthday (that being nov 1) and he became my favorite player, which was due to my original favorite player antoine griezmann going to barca, which broke my 9 year old heart soo much he went from being my favorite player to my most hated player, so for it to go full circle is kinda ironic

                • eht217👤015 hours ago

                  actually kinda wholesome. Cheers

                  • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

                    thanks

    • Rsthegoat315 hours ago

      it is my last football season before going to military service might as well have the most passion in everything

      • thediabolicalkid115 hours ago

        Damn. Hope you guys win CL then!

        • Rsthegoat115 hours ago

          inshallah

      • sivaya_315 hours ago

        You are aware you can still watch football while in the military right?