Imagine if Hooper was good at his job

Can’t believe we let Concrete Cathy score two goals.

Could have been a lot worse given the missing players, Kepa and Garnacho have have kept us in this.

Shootout to Estevao (standard) aswell.

Enzo is such a little gronk.

With our home record, that’s a great away win.

Enzo is as braindead as it gets.

That’s probably the most non threatening last second kick I’ve seen

Chelsea counting that as a win.

Enzo you dumb fuck

Eh I’ll take it. Missing this many key players and having to sub on fucking mhueka in a semi final ain’t ideal.

At least the gaps closable

Oh look who it is, just Enzo being the world’s most calm Argentine

Enzo is truly fucking classless

Enzo is the fakest tough guy I’ve ever seen

A win is a win but not sure if I’m happy with a 2-3. Chelsea hamstrung with injuries and illnesses but weren’t as bad as I was expected with the lineup.

Not a bad result that gives them some optimism in the 2nd leg.

But I’ll take the win.

Enzo putting his hands on Zubi’s neck what a prat

is Enzo being racist again?

SIEGE THE BRIDGE

Tbh if you told me chelsea would play without caicedo palmer reece james gusto and lose only by a goal with a goal from arsenal that was given offside yesterday for city, Id take it

So Timber can get a card after all

Chelsea 100% happier with that result than us

Garnacho single-handedly turned around an Arsenal hate watch for me.

How on earth is Enzo the captain. He is so emotional and loses his mind every single game i watch him play.

Brilliant 2-3 win for Chels at home. Lots to celebrate about

Hooper you twat, just wanted to get that out before the match ended

When did Jesus get so buff?

We make it all so hard man

Let’s just end this game and move on

lmfao Real Madrid

Holy shit, finally a Timber yellow!

This field looks torn to shit

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Good on Kepa for not falling on the ball there

Pretty poor from Timber giving away a foul like that and a yellow card to boot.

Lads, you can’t chant “same old Arsenal” if it was called offside. Ref even called it a pen

is chelsea good? these guys playing Tikitaka in the back with the time ticking?

should be 4th card for timber there. top 10 respect moments

playing keepy ball in the box with a minute left in the game. ridiculous

Correct call from the AR, but Hooper definitely gave the pen

Amateur refs are taught to take 2-3 seconds to pause and think, but not this guy

Very fortunate that was offside as that was about as stonewall as stonewall come.

The commentator on Bosnian tv just said:” Sanchez, made two dumb mistakes. Can he do a third one?”

“almost a rugby tackle”

jesus these commentators

Bailed out by that offside, wtf was that challenge lol

you teasing me refff, but way offside

Lmao at waiting so long to call that obvious offside

How the fuck are you going to be that far offside for that chance for fucks sake

Gabriel Jesús and Ariana Grande have the same eyebrows

5 minute felt short with the amount of time wasting but if Chelsea were planning to knock it around their back 4 - might have been for the best

Miles off lol

lol

Simon Hooper with the most dramatic series of calls there. Penalty! Jk, offside lol

Lmao

Too experienced to be caught offside looking across the whole line.

saved by the offside flag. God our defenders are dog shit.

Jesus have some awareness bro

Well that was close

Definitely looked off

Ref is a tease

Can we see that challenge on Estevao again?

Get up lil bro

Neto is such a nothing player scared to dribble, scared to pass and his pressing is just running headless.

Neto is only a footballer because of his speed

He;s a very young lad, loads of time to come good, but Estêvão is a tough watch, seems to get every decision wrong

Chelsea the most undisciplined and immature team in the entire PL?

Why sub in Havertz as a midfielder? Makes no sense. He’s not good there, but is great up front.

Sub in MLS or Norgaard or Eze in midfield and put Jesus on the wing for Saka.

Gabriel has been massive last 10 mins

I, for one, do appreciate how Chelsea and Arsenal agreed to chaos ball rules and are both playing without goalkeepers

The yellows for complaining today have been hilarious.

That’s a clear foul and then Estevao got one asking for a yellow that was obviously going to be given

People bitch about the Saka limp and the amount of time he spends injured, but the poor cunt gets absolutely battered every single game.

Chelsea have a vast array of emotional children

Neto seems like such a bellend lol

so this is why Chelsea is collecting red cards everywhere they go

That was a stupid free kick..

Neto getting worked up like that when that actually looked like a painful one lol

Lol break his ankle then mock him for limping

Pedro too short to be acting tough

Both hato and santos tried to stomp him lol

I love when my players shout at the ref but that was clear.

Most obvious foul, still protesting. Boils my piss that

Neto is proper dumb

Lmao what a stupid foul to protest.

Neto ready to choke-slam hooper

complaining about the foul call there is certainly something

Gotta be a yellow on Santos

Chelsea’s lack of discipline needs studying. What is Neto doing? Fucking idiot

Scummy cunt.

Neto really just chased down the ref to yell in his face and get a yellow card, for no reason. Lol. He wasn’t even involved in the play

our pressing structure is so fucked. Rosenior has a big job ahead of him with that.

Crazy how Saka hasn’t got inured from all these fouls on him today

Chelsea players just barking at the ref after every call.

How can you even think to complain about studs to the achilles?

Getting yellowed for protesting a foul as clear as this lmao

How can you moan at the ref for that

horrible tackle, ankle breaker

It’s hilarious that they’re arguing that’s not a foul

lol again

Saka getting butchered out there today

No shit if you take away arsenal goals Chelsea would be in front

Havertz merino zubimendi midfield 😭

Lmao what’s wrong with Neto

Both keepers getting mauled during corners lol

Kepa looks so weak. Rays needs to play second leg

David Raya just has so much more aerial presence- keeps a lot of pressure off from crosses

Lmao Merino wrestling himself against the post

Kepa’s not even being crowded, he just falls over when he sees a blue shirt

Big Gabi looks knackered. Still doing the job, but man.

that a foul but two handed push from trossard on sanchez for the first goal wasn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don’t really get why Timber is miles up front when he’s not adding anything there and is just leaving a huge gap.

genuinely what’s the difference between that and the two goals

Referees just roll a fucking dice when it comes to keepers don’t they. I hate how coddled they are

Mhueka is too slow and too weak

Kepa getting more fouls than Sanchez is a joke

Pushing the keeper ts ta ts Such a horrible practice

VARsenal

I just realised that ³⁄₄ of our strikers are on the pitch lmao

Gabriel is our very own PAAAASSSHUUUUNN merchant I love him

My favourite Chelsea chant is a toss up between CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA and CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA.

Estevao has worried Timber the most I’ve seen any player this year.

Calling it now. Mikel Marino is gonna score to settle this game, keeping his scoring record against Chelsea

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I know understand why some of you guys call garnacho the lesbian, he has a very nice facial structure. A bit jealous of his cheekbones, a blush would look perfect on them

Is Estevao stupid? Running in 5m deep offside position

They should let the keepers punch anyone who is crowding them during set pieces tbh