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Match Thread: FC Cologne vs Bayern Munich

  • K_Boltzmann112 hours ago

    Well still entertaining match.

    Only the Bayern cock sucking by Loddar and Wolff Fuss were a bit much.

    • twist_n_shout212 hours ago

      Given a good account of yourselves and put up a good fight.

      Bayern’s always gonna be a difficult encounter but think Köln should be absolutely fine this season

      • callmedontcallme1an hour ago

        This is not how that goes. Köln always looks good against teams like Bayern and then turns around and shit the bed against Union, Heidenheim and - next weekend - Mainz.

  • twist_n_shout412 hours ago

    Unbelievable how much talent and composure Karl has for his age, very special

  • cvelz412 hours ago

    https://i.imgur.com/NAYd4ub.mp4

  • Tommey_DE👤312 hours ago

    I was just hoping the the gate opening Cam.

    Glad the broadcast delivered

  • ItzFeufo512 hours ago

    Joker Karl strikes again. I love this guy so much

    And then you got Musiala, Phonzie, Olise…they’re not just world class players, but they’re also so fucking likable.

  • vinc139👤212 hours ago

    Köln sadly didnt have the legs…

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481412 hours ago

    I really need to go to the gym because of all the pizza I’ve been eating

  • -zimms-212 hours ago

    Lol, way too cold for such a young guy.

  • qonoxzzr512 hours ago

    That pass by Ito looked insane

  • -zimms-312 hours ago

    Not sure why Cologne played the ball out when Bayern didn’t while they had the chance.

    Sure, fair play and nice of them, but imho if a team keeps playing while one of theirs is down, they have forfeit their “right” for fair play.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481512 hours ago

    The pizza trick never let me down

    • -zimms-612 hours ago

      Lovely pizza.

      • Zealousideal_Bar9481312 hours ago

        Should I get another?

        • -zimms-212 hours ago

          No such thing as too much pizza in your life.

          • Zealousideal_Bar9481312 hours ago

            Already on it 🫡

  • TheSingleMan27512 hours ago

    Kwasniok crashout auf der Bank

  • Tommey_DE👤612 hours ago

    lmao.

    1 second after the commentator says Bayern hasnt scored less than 2 goals in a while

  • FK9Fussballgott512 hours ago

    Cool variant.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481412 hours ago

    KIM MEIN HELD

  • Eurekify2512 hours ago

    He has to fall there

  • -zimms-1012 hours ago

    If Karl goes down it’s certainly a penalty.

    • EnjoyWolfCola812 hours ago

      There’s the good karma for staying up

      • -zimms-212 hours ago

        He knew what was coming.

  • PsyklonAeon16612 hours ago

    Minjae is doing quite a good job today~

    • PsyklonAeon16312 hours ago

      LOL, this comment was seconds before his goal

    • -zimms-212 hours ago

      Not sure whether you posted before or after the goal.

      • PsyklonAeon16412 hours ago

        Like 30 seconds before the goal xD

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481312 hours ago

    ‘Niemand hat die Absicht eine Mauer zu errichten!’ - Kwasniok als Ulbricht

  • FK9Fussballgott612 hours ago

    Immense team effort by Köln. Respect.

    • FerraristDX612 hours ago

      I’m afraid Köln will be out of gas by minute 70 or so, though.

      • FK9Fussballgott112 hours ago

        Yeah, that’s always the issue.

      • TFL1991👤312 hours ago

        Impressive

      • vinc139👤212 hours ago

        They kinda are already

  • FerraristDX212 hours ago

    If Kaminski didn’t run out of air here

  • Schnix54512 hours ago

    Also das macht Kim am Ender richtig gut, aber als Bayern Fan würde mir diese defensiv Leistung sorgen machen

  • Tommey_DE👤812 hours ago

    Damn Kim I wasnt familiar with you game.

    Didnt even draw the red card there

  • Miserable_Earth_1393👤812 hours ago

    Kölner Rasen gibt sein bestes heute

  • TheSingleMan27412 hours ago

    5 spiele gemacht und instant wieder verletzt, wie bitter

  • -zimms-412 hours ago

    Poor guy.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481212 hours ago

    Ay carajo

  • FK9Fussballgott512 hours ago

    Ouch. Overextended that knee.

  • Schnix54612 hours ago

    Was ein Pechvogel der Ito. Tut mir wirklich leid für ihn

  • Tommey_DE👤312 hours ago

    Well it is time for Itos injury by now

  • nasserKoeter512 hours ago

    dont want to see the replay.

  • Kayderp1🇩🇪412 hours ago

    Wegverdeiddigen 

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481413 hours ago

    u/-Hentzau the pizza has been ordered

    • -Hentzau212 hours ago

      Ah hell yeah! Knew you wouldn’t disappoint.

  • k-ramba313 hours ago

    That goal is on El Mala. Ridiculous backtracking.

    • vinc139👤613 hours ago

      Pinning that goal on your LW not winning the duel against Michael Olise in his own box is hilarious

      • k-ramba313 hours ago

        He could have sprinted back way earlier and not when it was too late. There wasn’t even a duel. Did you even see the attack? El Mala’s defending is bad, that’s a common problem and the reason he didn’t always start for us.

        • vinc139👤413 hours ago

          You play 5atb with one defensive 6 - if Olise gets the ball in that area and the only guy remotely close to him is your LW then something horrific has happened before that.

          And even after that: Gnabry is surrounded by 5 defenders completely ballwatching lmao

          • tipfa100👤212 hours ago

            Lund led the last attack so it should be el mala tracking back

            • vinc139👤112 hours ago

              They overcommit to the right during build up but after the pass to Olise the LCB could also push outwards as he is covering thin air here. Because the way they set up their defense you still leave El Mala in a 1v1 with Olise even if he closes down.

              Im not even saying El Mala shouldnt track back - in Kwasnioks scheme he is apparently supposed to handle these runs but this situation is still very defendable afterwards and the goal is not “on” El Mala any more as it is on the crowd surrounding Gnabry

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481813 hours ago

    Hinrunde-Sané vs Vertragsjahr-Gnabry: wer winnt?

    • Schnix54212 hours ago

      Hinrunden Sane

  • ItzFeufo913 hours ago

    Gnabry hater in complete shambles right now

    • FK9Fussballgott313 hours ago

      He’s having a nice resurgence.

  • twist_n_shout613 hours ago

    Nicely taken, not an easy angle to score from

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481413 hours ago

    Vertragsjahr-Gnabry ist 👌

  • imperial_lUIGI613 hours ago

    Disgusting by gnabry

  • FerraristDX413 hours ago

    What is it with Bayern scoring such utopian goals against us?

    • K_Boltzmann313 hours ago

      Tbh every team gets its once-per-season dream goals against us. See also Heidenheim and Leverkusen.

  • AnotherUnfunnyName613 hours ago

    Ich bin mir nicht sicher, dass er das absichtlich gemacht hat, aber was ein geiles Tor. Schon die Mitnahme und dann wäre der absichtliche Aufsetzer zum überlupfen einfach Weltklasse, da gäbe es gar keine Diskussion.

    • [deleted]👤313 hours ago

      [deleted]

      • coppersolids👤313 hours ago

        ja der haut manchmal so ein krankes finish raus

  • -zimms-713 hours ago

    Wtf was that, Gnabry?

  • flybypost1013 hours ago

    Wow, that goal seemed 100% intentional and not like a solid portion of luck (which I assumed at first).

  • Schnix54713 hours ago

    The replay is gross of that gnabry goal

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481513 hours ago

    SERGE MEIN SCHATZ

  • TFL1991👤613 hours ago

    Wow

  • Decision-pressure🇩🇪613 hours ago

    Eins vorbereitet, eins geschossen.

  • FK9Fussballgott813 hours ago

    Insane goal.

  • Tommey_DE👤713 hours ago

    How did that go in?

    Good effort by Olise aswell

  • vinc139👤813 hours ago

    Poah der Abschluss ist brutal…

  • PsyklonAeon16513 hours ago

    Holy! So Gnabry is still capable of doing that?

  • Kayderp1🇩🇪213 hours ago

    Respect the attempt 

  • PsyklonAeon16313 hours ago

    Pfsh if Goretzka scored that…~

  • FerraristDX513 hours ago

    You can’t defend Diaz AND Kane AND Olise, this will be a long rest of the match.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481213 hours ago

    Davon geht die Welt nicht unter

  • vinc139👤513 hours ago

    Köln doing very well here - they are not pushed back into their own Box 247 which is what Bayern always try to do and if they happen to be pushed back they remain composed and focussed

  • Schnix54413 hours ago

    Bayern has had problems with the same stylistic play the whole game. Köln was bound to score of those

  • k-ramba413 hours ago

    Any Championship team willing to scrape some pennies together for Maina-dona? He does that all the time, I swear.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481313 hours ago

    Schwach wie eine Flasche leer

  • FerraristDX513 hours ago

    Vintage Lindo Mainadona in the house.

  • Miserable_Earth_1393👤313 hours ago

    Shocking defending haha

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481313 hours ago

    Natürlich

  • AnotherUnfunnyName813 hours ago

    Na Manu, den kann man aber auch mal halten, wa?

    • Schnix54313 hours ago

      Muss er haben. Der Ball kommt fast Zentral auf den Mann

    • Jantekson_7👤513 hours ago

      wird Zeit für die Rente

  • FK9Fussballgott913 hours ago

    WENN ET TRÖMMELCHE JEHT

  • Schnix54713 hours ago

    Dat trömmelche hat zujeschlagen

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481413 hours ago

    Bischof for Goretzka pls 🙏

  • imperial_lUIGI513 hours ago

    Way to many slopp passes today

  • Schnix54613 hours ago

    Ein wenig überraschend wie große Probleme Bayern mit dem schnellen vertikalen Spiel von Köln hat

    • fett3elke213 hours ago

      überraschend wie oft Bayern ohne Not den Ball verliert

    • Zealousideal_Bar9481413 hours ago

      Mit Goretzka im Feld ist Alles möglich

  • Tommey_DE👤513 hours ago

    Almost condeded to the pitch lmao

  • Paddy31313 hours ago

    Komm Ittrich, pfeif zur Halbzeit, passiert nix mehr.

  • vinc139👤713 hours ago

    Now thats a vintage fan song

    • k-ramba113 hours ago

      What song was that?

      • -zimms-613 hours ago

        Complains about clueless people in match threads but doesn’t know the most basic anti-Bayern chant. That’s my kind of humor. :P

        • k-ramba113 hours ago

          I have to watch the game muted. So I had to ask because I literally didn’t hear it.

      • vinc139👤413 hours ago

        Zieht den Bayern die Lederhosen aus

        • k-ramba313 hours ago

          ‘Vintage’ suits very well here.

    • FK9Fussballgott413 hours ago

      Brings a tear to my eye.

      • vinc139👤513 hours ago

        Actual football heritage

  • -zimms-713 hours ago

    Whistling an injury will never not be pathetic.

  • anothershawn👤413 hours ago

    oh no not Kane please god take me instead😭😭

  • Schnix54313 hours ago

    Gefällt mir was ich von Köln sehe

  • FK9Fussballgott413 hours ago

    Spiel ist ausgeglichener als ich erwartet habe.

  • BodyDense7252213 hours ago

    Bayerns bench is probably on average below 20 years old. What happened to Kompany ?

  • danidso91👤213 hours ago

    What is olise doing Bruh 66 missed passes what is this

  • RLnaab👤213 hours ago

    Scoreline prediction based on the last 20 minutes? Odds of bayern drawing or losing?

    • vinc139👤413 hours ago

      Pretty even game so far

  • Paddy31514 hours ago

    Jetzt nochmal Pyroshow

  • vinc139👤614 hours ago

    Lothar Matthäus is a goofy ass guy but he really grew on me

    • Schnix54214 hours ago

      Lodda developed from the clown nobody could take seriously to a legend on the mic forming a legendary pairing with Wolf.

      • solgnaleb413 hours ago

        really really not.

        • MountainConfident847👤113 hours ago

          Compared to Khedira or Höwedes, Loddar is quite solid. Ballack is hit and miss

          • solgnaleb013 hours ago

            I really despise Matthäus as a commentator. To me

            Literally everyone is better.

            Tier 1 - Kramer

            Tier 2 - Mertesacker

            Tier 3 - ???

            Tier 4 - Höwedes, Freund

            Rest is complete crap. Hamann, Matthäus, Ballack

            But it’s of course subjective.

    • solgnaleb114 hours ago

      *“did groom me” is probably what you meant.

      • vinc139👤114 hours ago

        Hilarious

  • PsyklonAeon16314 hours ago

    Lol, what is Laimer saying? I got the match on mute on my second monitor.

  • Tommey_DE👤514 hours ago

    Köln doing well so far

  • boondocknim714 hours ago

    at this rate, we’re going to have 45 minutes of extra time for the first half

  • bensu88414 hours ago

    The best thing is to give Bayern a default 3-0 win.

    • Fun-Manufacturer4170👤314 hours ago

      dont you have that already in practically every bundesliga game?

      • tipfa100👤313 hours ago

        No, we’re getting slapped way worse. 3:0 against bayern is a win in my books

    • Zealousideal_Bar9481114 hours ago

      🤝

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481114 hours ago

    Delaying the inevitable I see

  • k-ramba314 hours ago

    Ist das immer bei Bayern-Spielen, dass der Thread geflutet wird von Usern, die keine Ahnung haben?

    • UhuSchuhu714 hours ago

      Nur wenn du da bist.

    • Schnix54814 hours ago

      Ja. Sind halt die Spiele mit größter internationalem Interesse

      • k-ramba014 hours ago

        Nachvollziehbar. Aber in Kombination mit der eh schon schwer auszuhaltenden Bayern-Fanbase hier echt unangenehm.

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481114 hours ago

    Pyros again fgs

  • Piercing_Moonlight114 hours ago

    Also Bruder…

  • bensu88614 hours ago

    Delayed because stupid ultras smoked the whole area…

  • alejandroc90👤414 hours ago

    What is Anthony doing in Germany?

  • AlexWPJ414 hours ago

    What happened?

    • UhuSchuhu314 hours ago

      pyro from cologne fans

  • [deleted]👤114 hours ago

    [deleted]

    • Schnix54214 hours ago

      The fog from the flares is going to clear up in a few minutes don’t worry

  • LuckyGuinness17514 hours ago

    Can someone tell me what’s going on in english lol

    • CptToast_614 hours ago

      A shit ton of flairs set of in a stadium with almost no air flow. Initially they halted play cause VAR cameras couldn’t see through the fog. Might take some time before the game continues

    • threaderking🇩🇪214 hours ago

      Smoke from the Pyroshow.

    • boastar314 hours ago

      Fans used a lot of smoke flares. The game is paused because of limited visibility.

    • No-Ad5001👤214 hours ago

      Flares

    • vinc139👤514 hours ago

      Large amount of flares, the smoke is blocking the view so they wait

    • Schnix54314 hours ago

      Fans had some flares and now nobody can see anything

    • theotherone47214 hours ago

      Pyro display causing smoke delay

  • Djb0623514 hours ago

    Fuck fans who bring smoke flair

  • Jack_202214 hours ago

    Is that fog or flares?

    • Schnix54814 hours ago

      Flares. It is almost always flares in Germany

    • vinc139👤314 hours ago

      Flares

  • FK9Fussballgott814 hours ago

    Der Nebel scheint ja eher zu sinken als sich zu verziehen lmao

    • _APR_👤214 hours ago

      Bei dem Wetter war ja vorprogrammiert

  • -zimms-414 hours ago

    Look at all those emotions!

  • FerraristDX814 hours ago

    Ich nehme an, Bayern war noch müde bei der Chance von El Mala.

    • tipfa100👤113 hours ago

      Hätte er den gemacht würde kwasni yok bei der nächsten PK sagen, dass El mala nach 2 Minuten müde wird und deshalb nur noch zur 88. kommt.

    • Inuyaki414 hours ago

      Wer weiß, vielleicht hätte Neuer den nicht gehalten mit schon 70 Minuten in den Beinen 😂

    • vinc139👤614 hours ago

      Kim hatte da schon über 100 Sekunden in den Beinen…

    • solgnaleb414 hours ago

      hm?

      • FerraristDX714 hours ago

        Kwasniok sagte, El Mala wäre vor allem dann wichtig, wenn der Gegner müde sei. Als Antwort auf Kritik, dass er ihn nur einwechseln würde.

        • solgnaleb414 hours ago

          Ah, verstehe. Danke dir!

  • Schnix54214 hours ago

    Wenn El Mala den macht

    • boastar314 hours ago

      Dann steht es 1:0.

  • Pizzonia123314 hours ago

    Holy shit what a pyroshow!

  • TomasHertl114 hours ago

    Is this game not on DAZN? Just seeing the Konferenz, not any of the 20:30 games

    • vinc139👤414 hours ago

      RTL im free tv

      • TomasHertl814 hours ago

        It’s so cool needing to have multiple streaming services just to watch one team!

        • tufoop5114 hours ago

          thats why i love modern football, you have the opportunity to find any interesting programmes in totally not obsolete media!

    • Schnix54214 hours ago

      It’s on RTL

  • Schnix54114 hours ago

    Ich will nicht von Endspiel für Kwasniok reden, dass ist ein Spiel gegen die Bayern nie, aber zwischen den letzten Ergebnissen, seinen Aufstellungen und die Weihnachtsfeiergerüchten, wenn man heute abgeschossen wird, droht die Stimmung zu kippen

    • FerraristDX314 hours ago

      Alles unter 0:3 ist noch erträglich, wichtiger wird das Spiel gegen Mainz.

      • Schnix54114 hours ago

        Gut 3:0 ist jetzt auch noch nicht abgeschossen, aber ja das Spiel gegen Mainz ist wichtiger. Ich spüre bloß wie in meiner Umgebung (ich wohne ja in der Region) langsam aber sicher Stimmung deutlich schlechter und die Kritik lauter

  • Zealousideal_Bar9481114 hours ago

    BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN

  • nasserKoeter214 hours ago

    GOOOOOORETZKAAAA

    • Zealousideal_Bar9481014 hours ago

      GOOOOOOREEEEEEETZKAAAAAA