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Match Thread: Manchester United vs AFC Bournemouth

  • dennis-w220👤216 hours ago

    1 step forward, 0.8 step backward- it is still to the right direction.

  • FifouDoge👤016 hours ago

    Both teams deserved the 3 points so the draw is fair I think. But the fans of both will be disappointed with the result.

    For us others, simply lovely game!

  • boldstrategy116 hours ago

    He is never getting his hair cut

    • Annual_History_796👤-916 hours ago

      What an original take. You’re the first person to get in here and say it.

  • choccocurry👤1116 hours ago

    United need de ligt and Maguire back soon. Defence is shit without someone that has experience

  • Scoop_Master420116 hours ago

    Ref lost control when he didn’t have the bottle to send Semenyo off.

    • gunningIVglory216 hours ago

      Tbh dalot shoukd have been sent off for that challenge. What he did to semenyo was very dangerous in the air

      • Scoop_Master420216 hours ago

        But it’s also never ever been given as a red card before. Semenyo’s hand to throat is a textbook red, and players have been given reds before for softer offences than what he did (Rodri vs Forest, Casemiro vs Palace).

    • drillpoint-216 hours ago

      Fernandez should have been carded for his run in front and stop maneuver that he then cried for a foul for

      • MrDman9202416 hours ago

        Oh no, a yellow card, what a different that would make 🙄

  • Galahad_1113316 hours ago

    Best game of this season so far. So refreshing in the sea of all the dark art, game management and anti football of the PL currently

  • Ati93211016 hours ago

    Fun game for the neutral. For the fans of either team though? My heart rate was on a rollercoaster the whole matcb

  • angerispower116 hours ago

    Pure vibes lmaoooooo

  • RamboRobin1993616 hours ago

    What the fuck were both teams doing at the end there, flapping around on the ball when the game was there to be won

  • William_Joyce516 hours ago

    Well. At least we didn’t lose.

    This time.

  • Follow_The_Lore616 hours ago

    Lammens absolutely immense. United can be very happy with a draw after those last 10 minutes.

    • Zacatecan-Jack516 hours ago

      United should be very unhappy with a draw after 90+

      They dominated for such large portions and could have put the game to bed multiple times. They could have scored 45 in the first 20 minutes. But instead they allowed Bournemouth to keep pushing them for a draw for the next 70 minutes (+stoppage)

  • Silent-Act191616 hours ago

    Lammens saw a poster of Van de Sar during half time.

  • gotiobg👤216 hours ago

    without Lammens we lose this one

    • Zacatecan-Jack-216 hours ago

      Without Amorim we win this one

  • Gooner_93👤216 hours ago

    Shipping four at home is crazy work.

  • Lanedu123👤216 hours ago

    Hooper is a moron.

  • Wazzathecaptain216 hours ago

    David Brooks had me scream like a frightened kid

  • theprodigalslouch216 hours ago

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

  • gotiobg👤416 hours ago

    Semenyo is class thats all i take from this game, also defence is shit.

  • ShinyZxerneas316 hours ago

    Would love to see that last save again

  • hazelpillow👤516 hours ago

    One of the best games of the season so far

  • HealthyInstance9182👤416 hours ago

    Apparently Lammens is Courtois’ long lost cousin

    • JoeF55016 hours ago

      He looks like arteta’s brothers tbf

  • BitterArugula30416 hours ago

    Disappointment for both teams

  • Littlegreenman421016 hours ago

    Ref got caught up in watching the game like the rest of us

  • shangrila350👤316 hours ago

    Great entertainment.

  • Andybabez201016 hours ago

    That game deserved a last minute winner.

  • Wazzathecaptain516 hours ago

    Holy shit David Brooks

  • No-Consideration7906616 hours ago

    8 different goal scorers 

  • Euphoric_Barber_5424󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿516 hours ago

    Stadium is silent loooool

  • No_Section236👤616 hours ago

    8 goals on a Monday night, not bad

  • FoxMcCloudOwnsSlippy👤816 hours ago

    Brooks could have won it….but fair play all around. 4-4. What entertainment!!!

  • Key_Company31961816 hours ago

    lammens kept this from 4-6

    • Thanos_Stomps516 hours ago

      Petrovic kept it from 2-4

      • jackconrad👤816 hours ago

        Mbeumo kept it from 8-4

  • tweazz916 hours ago

    someone tell lammens to go watch some onana tapes

  • AnyBath8868👤216 hours ago

    Let’s all take a moment to laugh at how shite United truly is

    • jackconrad👤316 hours ago

      Still 6th in the table, how bad are the other 14 teams?

      • derrenbrownisawizard👤316 hours ago

        8th bro

        • jackconrad👤116 hours ago

          6th bro

          • derrenbrownisawizard👤116 hours ago

            Apols! 6th is decent everything given

      • AnyBath8868👤-116 hours ago

        Hahaha absolute poverty club

        • jackconrad👤216 hours ago

          Good comeback chief 👌

          • Martini_b13👤216 hours ago

            Dudes an Arsenal fan and comments every time United drop points. His comments are as impressive as Arteta’s trophy cabinet

            • jackconrad👤216 hours ago

              Hahaha I knew it! Had to rely on Wolves scoring their goals for them and thinks he can give it the big’un now because we’ve dropped points. What a plonker

          • AnyBath8868👤116 hours ago

            I don’t need to have a rebuttal from such an absolute dismal performance as I just watched. How can you try and defend that? United in shambles for another season and it’s not even Xmas. Happy holidays Chief bozo.

            • Martini_b13👤116 hours ago

              You guys are going to bottle the league (again) and you’re watching it happen in real time

              • AnyBath8868👤015 hours ago

                Either you know ball & are trolling or you don’t know ball & truly believe it. Either way, wtf cares? 🤣

                • Martini_b13👤015 hours ago

                  You guys couldn’t score against the worst side in premier league history over the weekend. You had what, an 8 point lead a couple weeks ago? Down to 2 now? You’re trolling yourselves

                  • AnyBath8868👤114 hours ago

                    Put up 2 against wolves this past weekend. What are you even on about? lol

                    • Martini_b13👤114 hours ago

                      Two own goals is what I’m on about? Worst team in premier league history had to do it for you

            • jackconrad👤216 hours ago

              Not really in shambles though are we. We’re 6th and can guarantee we’d have lost that game last season. Let me guess though, you’re one of those who hate United more than you support your own team?

              • AnyBath8868👤-116 hours ago

                Fuck no. My hate stems from actual competition and that’s something United will never be 😌

                • jackconrad👤116 hours ago

                  Lmao yeah of course mate, I believe you 🤥

                  • AnyBath8868👤016 hours ago

                    Seriously though… who has any concern about United? 🥹🤷🏼‍♂️

  • ianamodio20👤316 hours ago

    Such a sloppy game but super entertaining

  • Jaynator11816 hours ago

    Bournemouth with 3 chances to finish it off in the end. Dangerous attack with awful defense.

    Great game lol.

  • a_f_s-29👤416 hours ago

    I miss Onana

  • Zacatecan-Jack216 hours ago

    Two changes (that wasted two minutes), multiple instances of time wasting, and then a concussion protocol… And the ref only adds two minutes…

    Shocking

  • Ankoku_Sein🇯🇵216 hours ago

    Bah Humbug

  • Additional_Bit_8725👤216 hours ago

    OMG

  • LickMyKnee1216 hours ago

    Blow the fucking whistle

    No don’t!

    Yes do!

  • Cewea👤416 hours ago

    Thank god Onana isn’t at United any more jesus

  • Silent-Act191416 hours ago

    Just extend a whole half on.

  • Keg_of_St_Anky916 hours ago

    Tyler Adams’ ankle died so this match could live.

  • Annual_History_796👤016 hours ago

    Yet another dismal home result that should see Amorim sacked, but instead we’ll just limp on.

    • jackconrad👤316 hours ago

      Amorim’s fault we couldn’t put chances away in the first half is it?

      • Annual_History_796👤316 hours ago

        Mate can I refer you to the other side of the scoreboard for a second

        • jackconrad👤116 hours ago

          If Mbeumo had his shooting boots on we’d have been 4 up by half time mate

          • Annual_History_796👤216 hours ago

            If Amorim was a better manager he’d have won more than 14 league games in 43 attempts mate

            • jackconrad👤216 hours ago

              If you can’t see any improvement between this season and last, this isn’t the sport for you mate

              • Annual_History_796👤016 hours ago

                What improvements should I be looking for? The goalscoring has got marginally better, although still not good enough to get past 10-man Everton and dismal West Ham teams. The defending has got worse.

                Baffling how anyone can still defend him. He’s miles out of his depth and still sinking.

                • jackconrad👤216 hours ago

                  This is exactly what I mean. If you’re watching the games and can’t see an improvement from last season, this isn’t the sport for you. Go and watch darts or some other non-sport.

                  • Annual_History_796👤016 hours ago

                    What improvements are there? I’m asking you the question. Where should I be looking for them?

                    And you’re a Formula 1 fan, put the stones down or you’ll break your glass house.

                    • jackconrad👤116 hours ago

                      I’m not gonna explain it to you mate, I’ve got work in the morning, can’t spend all night explaining football to you.

                      Fucking ironic that last sentence when you’re an nfl fan by the way. That’s adverts interrupted by 10 seconds of hugging every 20 minutes.

  • ClaytonWest74616 hours ago

    Lammens MOTM

    • a_f_s-29👤316 hours ago

      After conceding 4? lol

      • zkh77116 hours ago

        He saved like 3 goals

  • choccocurry👤216 hours ago

    Lammens is so good

  • nim1623216 hours ago

    Bring Onana back!

  • DapperSpecial2865416 hours ago

    Dalot should fight semenyo to keep up the entertainment

  • byrgenwerthdropout416 hours ago

    That was the most Blue Lock ass game I’ve watched lol

  • Velocity_Rob👤216 hours ago

    Defences? Where we’re going we don’t need no defences.

  • --northern-lights--516 hours ago

    This game did not deserve to end at 4-4.

    • Follow_The_Lore116 hours ago

      Almost was 6-4.

    • JoeF551016 hours ago

      Yeah it should’ve been 5-4 to Bournemouth

      • --northern-lights--116 hours ago

        If we’re playing should’ve, then we should’ve had 5 in the first half alone.

  • thediabolicalkid316 hours ago

    Holy shit Lammens is good

  • UnintentionalWipe216 hours ago

    Wow!

  • il_postino416 hours ago

    Should score there

  • db2832516 hours ago

    That record hanging on for its dear life

  • gotiobg👤1216 hours ago

    fucking Amad cant help himself to dribble last few seconds and we need a cross jesus christ

  • Whitty22👤216 hours ago

    Oh my word!?

  • EyePiece108516 hours ago

    Both sides have declared here.

    WHAT a game.

  • Emperor-of-the-North👤416 hours ago

    Sesko’s positioning in the box is actually terrible.

    • simplytom_1216 hours ago

      Runs around like he’s got an STD too

      • Emperor-of-the-North👤316 hours ago

        A 6’5 striker but his positioning is even worse than the likes of Casemiro, Maguire,…

  • gunningIVglory716 hours ago

    Lammens just saved amorims job there….

    • itsyaboiReginald216 hours ago

      Twice in injury time

  • throwonbe👤316 hours ago

    what a game it was

  • Starfuri👤316 hours ago

    Rage bait news and stat posters depressed MUFC still unbeaten after leading at half time at home. Queued reddit r/soccer posts being refined as well. Facts

    Edit: forgot to add at home

    • Abitou016 hours ago

      Unbeaten at home* City beat them away

      • Starfuri👤116 hours ago

        Corrected.

  • Dirtysocks1116 hours ago

    Holy

  • CaiHaines316 hours ago

    Very fun game, last 8 minutes were dry. Ref had no interest in stopping the timewasting.

  • Abitou616 hours ago

    Nah bro you gotta score that

  • hotmic247👤116 hours ago

    Play until United OG. 

  • NihilistFinancier316 hours ago

    Shame. This game just needed a winner, but still great match for a neutral

  • ClaytonWest74116 hours ago

    we want more

  • harvsauce516 hours ago

    Imagine watching Dalot putting in a dogshit cross, then giving it to him again seconds later for another

  • bruzzzzi116 hours ago

    i cant belive it man

  • Hatakashi216 hours ago

    Lammens is unreal.

  • slinksteffe916 hours ago

    When was the last time we had 8 goal scorers in a game?

  • Fresh_Cauliflower723216 hours ago

    Ah why did he give it to fucking Brooks again

  • morbidwhaler🇮🇸316 hours ago

    Golden goal rules please

  • bad_phantom_👤516 hours ago

    Bournemouth kinda scuffed it but fair play, got a draw at the end

  • itsyaboiReginald616 hours ago

    Amad putting a skill school on with 0 seconds to play

  • Abitou216 hours ago

    Free Mainoo

  • Snoopyseagul316 hours ago

    What an absolutely woeful atmosphere at Old Trafford

  • choccocurry👤516 hours ago

    If he doesn’t add more it’s shambolic

  • powergs116 hours ago

    He better give 2-3 more min

  • Galahad_1113616 hours ago

    I would watch another 3 hours of this game

  • rr18114416 hours ago

    Sesko runs like a toddler overdue for a diaper change.

  • BoonDoggle4416 hours ago

    I really thought Bournemouth was going to score that.

  • SxanPardy516 hours ago

    This should go to +1213

    • Zacatecan-Jack316 hours ago

      Two changes, time wasting from Bournemouth, a concussion protocol.

      If it’s anything less than 1213, it’s be an injustice

  • [deleted]👤616 hours ago

    [deleted]

    • ClaytonWest74816 hours ago

      he’s watching the game just like us

  • throwawayWM3216 hours ago

    Ref better add time on for this bs

  • Zacatecan-Jack616 hours ago

    Gary, mate. The concussion protocol is there to keep players safe.

    If the player is arguing against going off for 30s then they’re either lying about their injury or not sound of mind enough to make that decision.

    It’s not madness. It’s keeping players from serious brain injuries

  • Jaynator11416 hours ago

    Why is Petrovic playing time when Bournemouth have all the tools to win the game? Just dumb

  • NihilistFinancier216 hours ago

    Inb4 hooper blows the whistle right at 98

  • a_f_s-29👤116 hours ago

    Bring Onana back

  • AnyBath8868👤016 hours ago

    United never had any interest in winning this and I love it

    • AdequateAppendage316 hours ago

      Apart from the 3 times they went ahead

  • hiloai916 hours ago

    Stop wasting time and go for the 3 points you pussies

    • hiloai516 hours ago

      Didn’t mean it. Steady on lads

  • average_user21216 hours ago

    Just take the sexco offender out

  • RisOgKylling👤316 hours ago

    Finally Bournemouthe gets to play with just 10 men.

  • SturmCr0w616 hours ago

    About 1 minute actually played of this 8

  • Melanjoly1116 hours ago

    The ref has been played like a fiddle today. He keeps buying it every time, we’ve only played about 30 seconds of added time so far it’s ridiculous.

  • Helpful_Government916 hours ago

    Refs are so spineless when it comes to blatant time wasting. 

  • k-o-v-a-k816 hours ago

    This ref is bought and paid for

    • Nitr0_CSGO-316 hours ago

      Oh yeah thats why semenyo was sent off and Bournemouths and goal was chalked off, right?

  • A1ianT0rtur3🇦🇺716 hours ago

    Theres been like 4 minutes of game time in the last 8 minutes

  • NihilistFinancier116 hours ago

    Brooks throwing

  • nim1623216 hours ago

    Only one minute of the injury time has been played.

  • AdequateAppendage616 hours ago

    That’s a really good save given the bounce. Easily could’ve gone over his foot.

  • William_Joyce216 hours ago

    Shades of Schmeichel

  • JameOhSon316 hours ago

    Šeškammer

  • drillpoint516 hours ago

    I miss onana, life was much more fun

  • Silent-Act191516 hours ago

    I miss Onana.

  • Seastep116 hours ago

    Sure he saves THAT one?

  • morbidwhaler🇮🇸416 hours ago

    and they want you to believe he is another Onana. this kid is insane

  • Andybabez20516 hours ago

    Fantastic save from Lammens

  • a_f_s-29👤216 hours ago

    Bournemouth winner now please

  • FrostyJesus216 hours ago

    Ahhhh that was it, unbelievable save

  • Brilliantly_Average👤316 hours ago

    Bournemouth defense looks like patty and molemans kids from the simpsons

    • MrAchilles216 hours ago

      patty and molemans kids

      insane reference I love it

      • Brilliantly_Average👤216 hours ago

        Mate if I could, I would have stuck the gif in. Thinking about it has me in wrinkles

  • Jaynator11316 hours ago

    That pass was such a fuckery, Semenyo wouldve ended it there.

    Man U are happy to have Lammens

  • HealthyInstance9182👤216 hours ago

    Incredible save by Lammens

  • ThrowRA-silversix116 hours ago

    What a shit 3 yard lay off. Semenyo looked ready to win it

  • shangrila350👤516 hours ago

    What a save.

  • gunningIVglory716 hours ago

    100% onana woudk have sliced that in

  • bad_phantom_👤216 hours ago

    Brilliant save

  • MindArr0w77216 hours ago

    World class save

  • ClaytonWest74116 hours ago

    ooh tough save, Onana fucks that

  • Abitou416 hours ago

    Come on cherries

  • Fresh_Cauliflower723216 hours ago

    Not enough on it ffs

  • db2832516 hours ago

    Damn that is a great save

  • bucajack216 hours ago

    what a save that is

  • il_postino016 hours ago

    Good reaction save

  • lynxick👤316 hours ago

    worldie save

  • average_user21216 hours ago

    Handball save

  • Next_Winter2661👤616 hours ago

    what was the point in United binning off Hojlund just to spend big money on a slightly taller Hojlund in Sesko

    • Muted-Light-1162👤216 hours ago

      teams keep passing up on someone like Osimehn to buy bums like Gyokores and Sesko

      • kulart116 hours ago

        Hasnt the issue with Osimhen always been wages? I’ve always heard he is on some outrageous money

    • Annual_History_796👤116 hours ago

      It’s a very valid question. Just spunking money on anyone who plays as a forward at this point.

    • _doohdx216 hours ago

      New shiny toy

  • bruzzzzi116 hours ago

    NOWAY

  • HeIIbIazer23416 hours ago

    Holy shit, Lammens…what a save

  • oigoabuya👤316 hours ago

    The thread is Stuck at 2:3.

  • Hatakashi116 hours ago

    I LOVE YOU SENNE

  • DarwinofItalia👤016 hours ago

    At least Legohead can take consolation in the fact that Sesko would’ve been as big a waste of money as Gyrokebabres has been.

  • il_postino216 hours ago

    That was class by Cunha to break out there

  • Zacatecan-Jack116 hours ago

    Second yellow for Samenyo for wasting time, ref