El Salvador football quality is horrific and it’s a shame what’s it has become. Congratulations to Canada 🇨🇦

What a weird game.

Days like today you really understand why USA and Mexico send B teams to this tournament

GG Canada.

Equipo pitera de maletas y troncos. El Salvador might as well not even play the WCQ. Couldn’t even beat Puerto Rico FFS.

Ok Salvador, your money is waiting for you in the lockerroom.

That was weird, boring, and fun for very short bursts.

Well, that was a disgrace to the sport of football. But atleast Canada won and didnt stoop to the level of the Salvadorans

It’s crazy how many times the Salvador players attack the player instead of the ball on those aerial balls and never got a card for it.

1 minute of extra time? Sounded like the Ref wanted this one over as well.

If nothing else, you gotta give El-Salvador credit for commitment to the bit.

Referees wisely add no extra time.

Trying to take out the CB legs again, for the 30th time, and then is “injured” lmfao these pussies.

He goes to up end the Canadian on purpose and he goes down injured. The entire El Salvador team is bitch made

Are there like 12 people in the stands for this?

Carried off for a cramp, LMFAO

If only their physio was there….

Central American countries not play dirty challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

What round would Canada/USA be hypothetically?

I don’t mind Canada start doing hockey tackles/hits for the entire Salvadoran team.

They need to be humbled ASAP.

Wish Honduras/Curacao was on TV

Curacao were surprisingly good!

Just not good enough.

El Salvador still going for broke(n bones)

I’d love to go to bed but I wouldn’t want to miss any of the El Salvador hissy fits

The jerseys those fans are wearing are pretty sick. Too bad it’s for a team like El Salvador

El Salvador should pull their keeper at 80’. However they seem to just be resigned to losing scoreless.

Just a reminder for no reason that El Salvador was notorious for throwing Gold Cup games for gamblers for most of the competition’s history.

JACOB

Bored. Boring. Lame.

Canadian keeper is bored AF smoking a J right now

Are the Salvadorean fans doing the P-ta chant to their own keeper?

Finally a goal kick to shake things up…

Do we have any other ideas besides going wide to Shaff

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This is boring because of the discrepancy in players. Whole game has been played towards the El Salvadoran goal.

That’s the first good piece of football from El Salvador and it came from their goalie 67 minutes in lmao

Niko, you sexy little bastard.

Credit where it’s due, the Salvadoran keeper is not bad

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Might’ve already been mentioned, but I’m glad that didn’t hit any of the players, that could have been bad.

Yo was that the sky cam

This gold cup is football heritage

Clubs are going to have to tell Mexico’s FA that they will not allow players to play in concacaf games until concacaf gets a hold on the blatant dirty fouls that these smaller Nations resort to cuz they know they won’t be punished in most games

Up 2-0 and 2 men, and shafflberg is sprinting the length of the field. That guy has the biggest heart.

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

I looked away what happened?

Jesus the stadium is falling apart

RELEASE THE SPIDERCAM FOOTAGE

This game is concacaf personified on steroids man

how many points is murking the aerial cam?

Was that the sky cam or a seat thrown on the field?

My god this match has everything

the last time we lost this many players during one match was when they banned the entire team for match fixing in 2013,

I hope it didn’t happen again -.- Cause this time they’re going to CECOT.

Concacaf, where shit falls from the roof

Did someone throw a seat!?

LMAO THE CAM

wtf is this game?

Holy shit this game

They killed the camera, lol.

Jesus El Salvador even roughing up the stadium…lol

El Salvador is now resorting to destroying the pitch.

Now that is a vintage Concacaf moment

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CONCACAF is the Jerry Springer show of international sport.

You’re up two goals and two men. Why are you getting cards for upending the keeper? Be smart.

Fine the El Salvador FA this is disgusting

as an el salvador fan, I can say that this team sucks, and I bet that the league (that i don’t watch) does not have VAR, so they are dumb enough to think this shit will slide. Their entire team is basically from the local league. Maybe we can send 1 or 2 to the CPL, cause MLS definitely wont sign salvadoreans for some reason.

Bayern is never going to let Phonzie play against these guys

Why did the keeper jump with a flying knee

What in the WORLD is wrong with this ref?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Promise with the yellow for… standing his ground?

El Salvador didn’t learn shit lol

I hope Canada scores 8.

Baffles my mind that Salvadoran fans are willing to pay premium prices for this dogshit team. For reference, the El Salvador vs. Honduras game was 3-4x the price that I paid for in 2023. Same stadium and same section.

Good. I hope it hurt

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Haha. Keeper jumps into Promise and we get the yellow.

get a shot back on them

How is that a yellow?

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Not a yellow. Attacker was occupying the space the goalie jumped into

“How many cards will El Salvador get?”

“Yes.”

embarrassing display from el salvador 

And now back to handing out more cards than a poker dealer

Is there a theoretical limit to how many red cards a team can get before they have to forfeit

This is so deserved pls just destroy this team

If their football team is like this imagine what that super prison must be like

2-0 is the most dangerous lead

not because of any comeback but because their tournament is over so they might just get even more reckless

Could the team just call ICE on themselves and get free flights home?

Fuck right off with that shit.

Now get Jonathan David out of there before one of these cheap shot artists do something stupid.

This could get very messy very quickly, I would sub off Buchanan now, maybe also J. David

Edit: Marsch, we’re on the same page.

Props to the ~6 Canadians to the left of the Salvadoran net, cause I’m pretty sure they were also there loud as shit against Curacao.

Need to sub some guys off to avoid injuries

That Sigur assist was solid

Alright subs the players! El Salvador is just going to break all the Canadian players

Let’s go! Feed them more!

Lets stunt on these cheap shot artists

Stomp this El Salvador team. I’ve never seen such a dirty team.

Lmao eat it, prison merchants

That’s what happens when you get down to 9 players. You get tired.

Another one, keeping on racking it up

Game done. Now keep going.

The seal is broken, let’s go!

Fuck yeah Tajon

OH YEAH

TAJONNNN

The floodgates are open now baby!!

Let’s goooo!

Hell yeah. Now somebody end that right backs career and we’ll be all square

So the bleeding starts

About to get ugly

And here comes the avalanche.

It’s the EXACT same tackle on Shaff from before, and this time it’s NOT a pen???