lol he’s on 2 minutes and has a yellow this silly fuck
deception4217a day ago
LMAO Paqueta booked instantly. Almost like he had money on it…
WTFitsD🇺🇾2a day ago
Ref doing absolutely everything he can to bail out brazil right now
GrandePersonalidade1a day ago
Jesus, your team has settled on defending for 90 minutes, was bailed by a single moment of brilliance, and you are blaming the referee. Look at your 11 players and Bielsa who were mediocre
WTFitsD🇺🇾9a day ago
Raphins should have had 3 seperate yellow cards lmfao
negronium_ions👤2a day ago
Single moment of brilliance? Do You mean brazil’s goal?
GrandePersonalidade0a day ago
Brazil has attacked infinitely more than Uruguay
WTFitsD🇺🇾5a day ago
Brazil stealing arsenals xG champions glory what a time to be alive LMFAO
GrandePersonalidade-1a day ago
The point is that creating a goal from a single attack in the entire game can be classified as being bailed by a moment of brilliance.
Attacking the entire game to score a goal… way less so.
negronium_ions👤5a day ago
Wow, they should be winning infinity - 1 then.
Your team hasn’t done anything of note except the goal which was lucky as fuck in itself
SwiftMindDD🇺🇾3a day ago
Bailed out by a single moment of brilliance is a funny thing to say when they scored first…
GrandePersonalidade0a day ago
Brazil has attacked infinitely more than Uruguay
SwiftMindDD🇺🇾1a day ago
I don’t disagree but what you said still makes no sense, Brazil was the one bailed out. Anyway GG, lucky your team had that single moment of brilliance.
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Brazil was the one bailed out
The point is that creating a goal from a single attack in the entire game can be classified as being bailed by a moment of brilliance.
Attacking the entire game to score a goal… way less so.
The order of the goals isn’t relevant for that, is that’s what you are weirdly claiming. Brazil’s goal wasn’t even by the ending of the match.
SwiftMindDD🇺🇾2a day ago
Yea you can rationalize what you said however you want, Uruguay defended well which was their plan going in and if not for a moment of brilliance from Brazil, Uruguay would have won.
Doesn’t matter what you think, those are the facts.
EDIT: what an idiot, he sent the most delusional post to me before deleting his account. Moron.
GrandePersonalidade1a day ago
Lmao
“If we hadn’t been saved by the defense or the keeper a dozen times and your player hadn’t scored the goal, we would have won” surely shut me up about the facts, lol. You are delulu. We played poorly, but we still played much better than you guys and had much more goal chances. Anything else is pure schizoposting from you
RepulsiveWish1834👤4a day ago
Andre has done a grand total of nothing in the league so far but a guy I know who is a Fluminese fan never shuts up about him so hoping he gets into a good moment
SirBarkington4a day ago
Brazil’s midfield might as well not exist
JonAfrica20113a day ago
Wonder what Raphinha and Gimenez are telling each other lol
berniexanderz6a day ago
about the cooking recipes they will share with each other when they get back to Spain
EreiaWyrm👤2a day ago
Te espero en España
FaustRPeggi1a day ago
André and Paquetá? Dorival Jr., you are an arsehole.
elrubiojefe🇺🇾4a day ago
That’s a second yellow for Raphinha ffs
berniexanderz3a day ago
oe y la segunda amarilla??
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Raphinha is a dumb fuck, trying to get sent off and wasting time
ELLARD_124a day ago
Take out Raphina
WTFitsD🇺🇾4a day ago
Should be sent off lmao
WTFitsD🇺🇾3a day ago
Raphina cagon juega bien 3 meses en su carrera y se cre importante
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Raphinha é burro?
SirBarkington2a day ago
Why is every Brazil attacker on the right half of the pitch Vini is on an island lmao
AdorableAd8490🇧🇷5a day ago
LUCAS PAQUEBET IS COMING GUYSSSSS
ELLARD_122a day ago
I bet he’s gonna make a big impact
brito_pa3a day ago
Aaaaaand he already got a stupid yellow
AdorableAd8490🇧🇷3a day ago
If the odds are good, he’ll definitely be one of the best players of the match
pauloh19981a day ago
God I loathe how this team plays
Throwaway12935243a day ago
With Kike Olivera on the pitch, our chances of scoring again have effectively dropped down to 0%
WTFitsD🇺🇾3a day ago
Kike olivera stinking up the place already
AdorableAd8490🇧🇷11a day ago
Brazil has 1000 wingers on the pitch but none of them come to play with Vini. Dorival should be executed in public
GrandePersonalidade5a day ago
Tite beat Uruguay 4x1…
WTFitsD🇺🇾2a day ago
That was the worst uruguay of the last 10 years tbf
GreatSpaniard2a day ago
that was a worse Uruguay
SirBarkington1a day ago
wow that was close
RepulsiveWish1834👤3a day ago
To Uruguay’s credit other than Gerson’s banger they’ve defended very well
Snugboo👤5a day ago
Warra tackle
WTFitsD🇺🇾4a day ago
Heart surgery tackle form Giménez holy christ
elvenmage244a day ago
My hopes of a Murillo debut have been dashed
deception423a day ago
Is this /u/FaustRPeggi’s alt
elvenmage243a day ago
Just a fellow Murillo enjoyer
deception421a day ago
Fair
FaustRPeggi3a day ago
Dorival’s still never watched him play.
No_Solution_40535a day ago
major weakness of henrique’s game is that guy will shoot absolutely anything
GrandePersonalidade3a day ago
Vinícius just took a soul
ELLARD_121a day ago
Henrique 😭
JonAfrica2011-1a day ago
Estevão, more like Estenão
GrandePersonalidade3a day ago
Sub Estevão off
FaustRPeggi1a day ago
Oooooooof straight out of play. Not the impact you want from the next great hope.
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Brother he is 17 calm down lmao
JonAfrica20111a day ago
Yea that was horrendous lol
znrsc👤2a day ago
BruH
GrandePersonalidade6a day ago
The Estevão hype on the stadium is insane, lol. Kid is 17
FaustRPeggi2a day ago
Deserves it though
deception426a day ago
Then he does that… lol
JonAfrica20111a day ago
That should be a yellow tf
RepulsiveWish1834👤1a day ago
Always amazed at how narrow Brazil’s play is considering the attacking talent on the wings. They all seem to want to cut inside at the earliest opportunity and end up crowding each other out imo
hazman_pds3a day ago
I know who Brazil really need right now
Antony
ELLARD_121a day ago
Future Chelsea player
FaustRPeggi1a day ago
Sub on Murillo ffs. His passing through the lines would make him the best midfielder in this team.
GrandePersonalidade3a day ago
Raphinha is one of the best midfielders in the world rn
spareslol3a day ago
Leo ortiz>
myname_ranaway4a day ago
If the Darwin sub was tactical what an atrocious decision.
JonAfrica20111a day ago
Fr
GrandePersonalidade7a day ago
Bruno Guimarães is one of Earth’s lowest lifeforms. The other ones are Danilo and Dorival
WTFitsD🇺🇾3a day ago
Este chileno de mierda commentando en universo es para despedirlo antes de que acabe el partido
vjni6a day ago
Bruno Guimarães is actually horrible.
znrsc👤1a day ago
Best Danilo moment
PublicIntel1a day ago
When did Raphinha become so aggro?
RepulsiveWish1834👤2a day ago
Was about to compliment Raphinha then he made a silly tackle and got a card I don’t even know what to say
FaustRPeggi3a day ago
At least he had the heart to chase down the ball after he lost it. He almost produced a brilliant through ball.
allthenamesaretaken0🇺🇾2a day ago
Rochet is unbelievably shit with his feet
JonAfrica20111a day ago
Ngl that was dirty from Vini and im his biggest hater
GrandePersonalidade1a day ago
Uruguay shook
Fred_MK2a day ago
Seriously tho, play 4 wingers, fuck fullbacks. Force those fuckers to play rather than run with the ball. Its not like our fullbacks defend either way, can even keep Danilo as CB if you want.
By-Popular-Demand👤2a day ago
Insane that we only have 1 midfielder on the bench
sylviandark👤3a day ago
how is brasil so bad? with vini jr and raphinha alone you’d assume they’d be impossible to stop from scoring.
AdorableAd8490🇧🇷5a day ago
Fucking Burrival Jr
Fred_MK3a day ago
Dorival Jr
FaustRPeggi2a day ago
Midfield offers nothing. Attack is individualistic with no structure or attacking patterns. Team is cut open in transition.
Fred_MK3a day ago
You can have sunday league playmakers with those wingers and they will perform under the right system. Its 100% the manager.
GrandePersonalidade3a day ago
Dorival Jr
PMMeBootyPicz00000001a day ago
So bangers only kind of game? I like it.
FaustRPeggi3a day ago
Holy fuck that would have been a golazo from Martinelli
JonAfrica20111a day ago
Golazo damn
Snugboo👤5a day ago
I have seen enough, just call up the every Brazilian in Brazil’s Serie A next time
znrsc👤3a day ago
Brazilian league man saves doripal and his EPL teammates
elrubiojefe🇺🇾2a day ago
Golazo lpm
FaustRPeggi2a day ago
What does Gerson actually do?
spareslol3a day ago
score bangers and run the midfield
JonAfrica20112a day ago
Score those
deception423a day ago
Play more for Brazil than Murillo?
FaustRPeggi1a day ago
sub him on =(
GrandePersonalidade7a day ago
Gerson >>>> Bruno Guimarães, Paquetá, Joelinton, João Gomes and the rest of the overrated Premier League uncreative trash
No_Solution_40538a day ago
CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA
raphinha and gerson the only two players worth anything ofc
spareslol2a day ago
I LOVE YOU GERSON
spareslol1a day ago
VAMO CARALHO É DO MENGÃOOOO
ELLARD_121a day ago
GOOOOOAAALLLL
deception421a day ago
What a hit
GrandePersonalidade1a day ago
Good thing about Luiz Henrique in the center is that Estevão may get more minutes when Savinho comes off
luisnm75a day ago
Feeling bad for Raphinha today. He’s basically the only one who seems to cares about Seleção.
RepulsiveWish1834👤4a day ago
What does Gerson actually do? His role and play seem almost redundant
Edit: Selling criticism for 5 USD, guaranteed results
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Lmao
deception423a day ago
Heh
FaustRPeggi3a day ago
He scores bangers
Zavzz👤4a day ago
Well…
Fred_MK4a day ago
Dude…
RepulsiveWish1834👤3a day ago
Any player you want me to criticise next? Lol
InbredLegoExpress3a day ago
do my sexlife
znrsc👤1a day ago
Please flame vini
JonAfrica20111a day ago
Can you never criticize Vini
Fred_MK1a day ago
I think even you cant make Vini score
Fred_MK2a day ago
Guess who is getting an extended vacation for xmas?
spareslol1a day ago
SEND DORIVAL BACK TO CEARA
dejvipasco1a day ago
How is it called tonight if Uruguay wins in Fonte Nova? Fontenazo?
znrsc👤2a day ago
It’s called another tuesday under doripau
gabocorbo1a day ago
Fontenovazo
GreatSpaniard0a day ago
my goat!
And they were criticizing him in Uruguay as well! Future Madrid captain as soon as next season probably!
myname_ranaway1a day ago
Is Darwin injured?
hazman_pds1a day ago
Tactical substitution
myname_ranaway1a day ago
Bielsa out
ELLARD_125a day ago
Come on Vinicius do something, you were robbed right?
hazman_pds3a day ago
Brazil could actually not make it to the World Cup, you know
AdorableAd8490🇧🇷3a day ago
6 spots + 1 play offs, Chile usually plays like shit, Peru is shit, and Venezuela hasn’t been playing that well. So yeah, we’re in, whether we want or not
Throwaway12935242a day ago
Fede Valverde + white shirt is a tough player
No_Solution_40534a day ago
The next Newcastle fan I ever see in a Brasil thread trying to blame Bruno G’s performance on anything other than Bruno G might actually get flamed lololol. That guy is decrepit every single game.
Timator🇺🇾1a day ago
Let’s goooo Fedee!!
elrubiojefe🇺🇾1a day ago
GOOOOOL FEDEEEE
znrsc👤3a day ago
Nuke cbf headquarters
spareslol3a day ago
im going to bed goodnight yall fuck this nt
MythresThePally2a day ago
MAN
FaustRPeggi3a day ago
Great strike. Brazil pay for missed opportunities.
znrsc👤2a day ago
Wow who could’ve thought
GrandePersonalidade8a day ago
It’s insane how much better as a midfielder Raphinha is than as a winger. Dude could singlehandedly solve Brazil’s creativity in the midfield problem
No_Solution_405310a day ago
Whoever it was that said Brasil is suffering for all the best players being forced to become wingers to facilitate easier sales to Europe was probably onto something.
GrandePersonalidade2a day ago
Antony as left fullback, Martinelli as right fullback
I am once again regretting staying up watching brazil
I hope doripal gets sacked
there’s no reason at all for danilo, bruno, paquetá to get called up anymore except needing a squad minimum of 23
we’ve seen enough
Vini crying once again at the end to the ref, shocker
They should’ve win that but is the worst Brazil I’ve ever seen
Brazil was stalled twice into draws this international break. A team like this that can’t keep a cleen sheet and is barely threatening.
Guess this is goodbye, Dorival. It was not a pleasure.
Gabriel tried to give himself an armbar
Why is the stadium so empty 🧐
Expensive tickets and a lackluster team
They ask people to pay money for this
Too much money for not enough football
Will Dorival survive this?
Hopefully not. At some point, I thought we were about to fly and not play football with that many wingers on the pitch
I will never understand how some players who perform well under Dorival actually get ignored. Andreas Pereira would have been nice to see.
Feels like every attacker wants to be the hero that scores
great run until he decided he was just gonna fall over
How’s Vini been?
Meh, made some great runs got some chances but the whole brazil team can’t finish for shit
was better last game
4 minutes is pretty clownish
I can’t see how Dorival will keep his job after these last couple games
You’re overestimating CBF. At least they didn’t lose. That’s a win in their books.
Genuine questions since I don’t know, who are the alternatives in Brazil? Or will CBF go the foreigner route after all these years?
It must be a foreigner. Brazilian coaches are generally like Dorival
[deleted]
It’s only from 2026 on, so the next cycle
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called “Lucas Paquetá”
Get to bed lad Murillo isn’t coming on
Bielsa has some nice tits
Paquebet ✅Cashed in, those odds were good
Paqueta bet on himself getting a yellow
Partidazo de Olivera
He’s been incredible under bielsa
Paqueta yellow card immediately, jokes write themselves
Paquetá is braindead
It’s green on Paqueta Island
Paqueta Island GDP went up 1280%
Paqueta is unreal man
lol he’s on 2 minutes and has a yellow this silly fuck
LMAO Paqueta booked instantly. Almost like he had money on it…
Ref doing absolutely everything he can to bail out brazil right now
Jesus, your team has settled on defending for 90 minutes, was bailed by a single moment of brilliance, and you are blaming the referee. Look at your 11 players and Bielsa who were mediocre
Raphins should have had 3 seperate yellow cards lmfao
Single moment of brilliance? Do You mean brazil’s goal?
Brazil has attacked infinitely more than Uruguay
Brazil stealing arsenals xG champions glory what a time to be alive LMFAO
The point is that creating a goal from a single attack in the entire game can be classified as being bailed by a moment of brilliance.
Attacking the entire game to score a goal… way less so.
Wow, they should be winning infinity - 1 then.
Your team hasn’t done anything of note except the goal which was lucky as fuck in itself
Bailed out by a single moment of brilliance is a funny thing to say when they scored first…
Brazil has attacked infinitely more than Uruguay
I don’t disagree but what you said still makes no sense, Brazil was the one bailed out. Anyway GG, lucky your team had that single moment of brilliance.
The point is that creating a goal from a single attack in the entire game can be classified as being bailed by a moment of brilliance.
Attacking the entire game to score a goal… way less so.
The order of the goals isn’t relevant for that, is that’s what you are weirdly claiming. Brazil’s goal wasn’t even by the ending of the match.
Yea you can rationalize what you said however you want, Uruguay defended well which was their plan going in and if not for a moment of brilliance from Brazil, Uruguay would have won.
Doesn’t matter what you think, those are the facts.
EDIT: what an idiot, he sent the most delusional post to me before deleting his account. Moron.
Lmao
“If we hadn’t been saved by the defense or the keeper a dozen times and your player hadn’t scored the goal, we would have won” surely shut me up about the facts, lol. You are delulu. We played poorly, but we still played much better than you guys and had much more goal chances. Anything else is pure schizoposting from you
Andre has done a grand total of nothing in the league so far but a guy I know who is a Fluminese fan never shuts up about him so hoping he gets into a good moment
Brazil’s midfield might as well not exist
Wonder what Raphinha and Gimenez are telling each other lol
about the cooking recipes they will share with each other when they get back to Spain
Te espero en España
André and Paquetá? Dorival Jr., you are an arsehole.
That’s a second yellow for Raphinha ffs
oe y la segunda amarilla??
Raphinha is a dumb fuck, trying to get sent off and wasting time
Take out Raphina
Should be sent off lmao
Raphina cagon juega bien 3 meses en su carrera y se cre importante
Raphinha é burro?
Why is every Brazil attacker on the right half of the pitch Vini is on an island lmao
LUCAS PAQUEBET IS COMING GUYSSSSS
I bet he’s gonna make a big impact
Aaaaaand he already got a stupid yellow
If the odds are good, he’ll definitely be one of the best players of the match
God I loathe how this team plays
With Kike Olivera on the pitch, our chances of scoring again have effectively dropped down to 0%
Kike olivera stinking up the place already
Brazil has 1000 wingers on the pitch but none of them come to play with Vini. Dorival should be executed in public
Tite beat Uruguay 4x1…
That was the worst uruguay of the last 10 years tbf
that was a worse Uruguay
wow that was close
To Uruguay’s credit other than Gerson’s banger they’ve defended very well
Warra tackle
Heart surgery tackle form Giménez holy christ
My hopes of a Murillo debut have been dashed
Is this /u/FaustRPeggi’s alt
Just a fellow Murillo enjoyer
Fair
Dorival’s still never watched him play.
major weakness of henrique’s game is that guy will shoot absolutely anything
Vinícius just took a soul
Henrique 😭
Estevão, more like Estenão
Sub Estevão off
Oooooooof straight out of play. Not the impact you want from the next great hope.
Brother he is 17 calm down lmao
Yea that was horrendous lol
BruH
The Estevão hype on the stadium is insane, lol. Kid is 17
Deserves it though
Then he does that… lol
That should be a yellow tf
Always amazed at how narrow Brazil’s play is considering the attacking talent on the wings. They all seem to want to cut inside at the earliest opportunity and end up crowding each other out imo
I know who Brazil really need right now
Antony
Future Chelsea player
Sub on Murillo ffs. His passing through the lines would make him the best midfielder in this team.
Raphinha is one of the best midfielders in the world rn
Leo ortiz>
If the Darwin sub was tactical what an atrocious decision.
Fr
Bruno Guimarães is one of Earth’s lowest lifeforms. The other ones are Danilo and Dorival
Este chileno de mierda commentando en universo es para despedirlo antes de que acabe el partido
Bruno Guimarães is actually horrible.
Best Danilo moment
When did Raphinha become so aggro?
Was about to compliment Raphinha then he made a silly tackle and got a card I don’t even know what to say
At least he had the heart to chase down the ball after he lost it. He almost produced a brilliant through ball.
Rochet is unbelievably shit with his feet
Ngl that was dirty from Vini and im his biggest hater
Uruguay shook
Seriously tho, play 4 wingers, fuck fullbacks. Force those fuckers to play rather than run with the ball. Its not like our fullbacks defend either way, can even keep Danilo as CB if you want.
Insane that we only have 1 midfielder on the bench
how is brasil so bad? with vini jr and raphinha alone you’d assume they’d be impossible to stop from scoring.
Fucking Burrival Jr
Dorival Jr
Midfield offers nothing. Attack is individualistic with no structure or attacking patterns. Team is cut open in transition.
You can have sunday league playmakers with those wingers and they will perform under the right system. Its 100% the manager.
Dorival Jr
So bangers only kind of game? I like it.
Holy fuck that would have been a golazo from Martinelli
Golazo damn
I have seen enough, just call up the every Brazilian in Brazil’s Serie A next time
Brazilian league man saves doripal and his EPL teammates
Golazo lpm
What does Gerson actually do?
score bangers and run the midfield
Score those
Play more for Brazil than Murillo?
sub him on =(
Gerson >>>> Bruno Guimarães, Paquetá, Joelinton, João Gomes and the rest of the overrated Premier League uncreative trash
CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA CARIOCA
raphinha and gerson the only two players worth anything ofc
I LOVE YOU GERSON
VAMO CARALHO É DO MENGÃOOOO
GOOOOOAAALLLL
What a hit
Good thing about Luiz Henrique in the center is that Estevão may get more minutes when Savinho comes off
Feeling bad for Raphinha today. He’s basically the only one who seems to cares about Seleção.
What does Gerson actually do? His role and play seem almost redundant
Edit: Selling criticism for 5 USD, guaranteed results
Lmao
Heh
He scores bangers
Well…
Dude…
Any player you want me to criticise next? Lol
do my sexlife
Please flame vini
Can you never criticize Vini
I think even you cant make Vini score
Guess who is getting an extended vacation for xmas?
SEND DORIVAL BACK TO CEARA
How is it called tonight if Uruguay wins in Fonte Nova? Fontenazo?
It’s called another tuesday under doripau
Fontenovazo
my goat!
And they were criticizing him in Uruguay as well! Future Madrid captain as soon as next season probably!
Is Darwin injured?
Tactical substitution
Bielsa out
Come on Vinicius do something, you were robbed right?
Brazil could actually not make it to the World Cup, you know
6 spots + 1 play offs, Chile usually plays like shit, Peru is shit, and Venezuela hasn’t been playing that well. So yeah, we’re in, whether we want or not
Fede Valverde + white shirt is a tough player
The next Newcastle fan I ever see in a Brasil thread trying to blame Bruno G’s performance on anything other than Bruno G might actually get flamed lololol. That guy is decrepit every single game.
Let’s goooo Fedee!!
GOOOOOL FEDEEEE
Nuke cbf headquarters
im going to bed goodnight yall fuck this nt
MAN
Great strike. Brazil pay for missed opportunities.
Wow who could’ve thought
It’s insane how much better as a midfielder Raphinha is than as a winger. Dude could singlehandedly solve Brazil’s creativity in the midfield problem
Whoever it was that said Brasil is suffering for all the best players being forced to become wingers to facilitate easier sales to Europe was probably onto something.
Antony as left fullback, Martinelli as right fullback
2nd EVER home defeat incoming?
Darwin sub tactical or injury?
Tactical injury
Bielsa wants the draw
Hmmm